Superstore and Crazy Rich Asians actor Nico Santos has more opinions about takeout menus than we thought possible. A few of his biggest pet peeves? Restaurants trying to make their food sound fancier than it is, and menus that are organized in a way that makes absolutely no sense. And don't even get him started on them when he's high!

Hear all his thoughtful gripes, in the video above.

Illustrations by Mina Walker

Directed and Edited by Dani Okon

Shot by Charlotte Prager and Gretta Wilson

Produced by Alex Hsie

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