This Timothée Chalamet Ventriloquist Dummy Is Indeed "Absolutely Cursed"

It's terrifying

Twitter will never be able to sleep again thanks to a ventriloquist dummy made to look like actor Timothée Chalamet. If you've ever wanted to pretend like you are dating the Call Me By Your Name softboi heartthrob, now you can... with this truly frightening wooden ventriloquist figure.

Being sold for a whopping $122,795, the doll is up for bidding on eBay and features the harness made to look like the one he wore to the Golden Globes. The online listing claims that the figure is "a perfect gift for any occasion, from baby shower to bar mitzvah!" That is, if you hate the recipient, or the recipient is Timothée Chalamet himself. The only non-cursed part about this item is the fact that 20 percent of the sale will go toward The Trevor Project.

Charity, though, probably isn't enough to keep this thing from giving people nightmares. "I am gonna piss my pants," Twitter user @thegoodwar captioned screen grabs of the listing, and honestly I thought the same thing when first stumbling upon it.

Just because a listing says it's made of wood doesn't mean it can't come to life and wreak havoc!

"Absolutely cursed" is the only fitting description of this doll.

What's more, as Twitter user @marajadexs pointed out, "The doll isn't even creepy, that's just how he looks like." Look at them side-by-side, and you'll never be able to see the actor the same way again.

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